Things I am wondering

1. Where do my socks go? I know this is an age old question, but seriously! I am going to put a hidden camera in my dryer to see what in the world is going on.

2. Why did I hear a certain someone singing the theme to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse last night at 2:00 am? Hint- it wasn't Rob.

3. Will I be able to watch any NFL game next year if Favre doesn't retire? I can't enjoy the game because I think something is going to break every time he gets hit.

4. Is there anything sweeter than a baby who is absolutely delighted every time he sees you?

5. Will people still want to help the Haitian people 6 months from now?

6. Will anyone watch American Idol next year without Simon?

7. Why do women hide their faces when reapplying lipstick? Every time I am around girlfriends and someone yells, "Let's take a picture," I see women cover their faces, turn their backs, or go to a bathroom to put lipstick on. Why is this a taboo? Reapply proudly, ladies. We all do it.

8. Why have I only had one cup of coffee today? Not cool.