Thursday, May 27, 2010

Things you don't want to hear

Here are a few things my 2 year old has said to me this week.

-As I am belting out a song in the kitchen she turns to me and says, "I hear the animals making noises, Mama."

-"I poo poo on your pillow, Mama." Nice.

-While walking through Wal-mart, we pass a Hispanic teenager wearing a cast on his arm. Bennett gasps and says, "Look, Mama. There's your friend."

-My Mom was pushing Will in his stroller when suddenly Bennett grabbed the stroller and started running full speed ahead with a terrified Will strapped in his seat. When we called for her to come back she yelled, "NO WAY, MOMMY SUTTLE!!! BENNETT TAKE WILL-MEN! BENNETT TAKE WILL-MEN."

-And then finally, after a very rough day my Mom told her that Jesus wanted her to have a happy heart. Bennett turned to my Mom and said, "I no like Jesus."


Erin said...

I LOVE YOU BENNETT!!!!! Cousin Jay especially liked the "poo poo on your pillow" phrase! Still laughing out loud about that one :)

starnes family said...

Bennett = awesome. Love that kid!

Maggie said...

This is maybe the funniest post ever. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Stacy said...

Are you saying the Hispanic kid with the cast is NOT your friend? You no like Jesus?

Bennett is hilarious. I can't wait to see you guys in July!

Caroline Armstrong said...

I LOVE the fact that you took note of all these!!!!! They are too to funny!!!