Dazed and Confused

This was my conversation with Bennett this morning.

Me: Bennett. Let's get dressed. You're going to church this morning.
B: Yay!! Amelia gonna be there.
Me: No. You aren't going to school today. You're going to church.
B: Maybe I see a puppet show?
Me: No, honey. You aren't going to Sunday School or school. Today is Wednesday and Mommy is going to her Mom's group. You will be in the nursery today.
B: I tell Ms. Judy that I eat a waffle for breakfast.
Me: No, honey. Ms. Judy isn't there today. Levi will be there today.
B: Levi not go to my school.
Me: Honey, you're going to the nursery. Not school and not Sunday School.
B: (sighs) Just get in the car, Mommy. I not know anything.