Things my 2 year old has said this weekend
-Mom, do you really know the muffin man?
-Watch out! My feet are about to dance!
-Bennett: An Octagon has 8 sides, a diamond has 4 sides, a triangle has 3 sides,
and you have 5 sides, Mommy.
Me: Oh, that makes me a pentagon then.
Bennett: No, that just makes you a Mommy.
-Will-men, you go to time out. I am so tired of you disobeying me.
-I need to sing. I just really really need to sing.
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