Things you don't want to hear

Here are a few things my 2 year old has said to me this week.

-As I am belting out a song in the kitchen she turns to me and says, "I hear the animals making noises, Mama."

-"I poo poo on your pillow, Mama." Nice.

-While walking through Wal-mart, we pass a Hispanic teenager wearing a cast on his arm. Bennett gasps and says, "Look, Mama. There's your friend."

-My Mom was pushing Will in his stroller when suddenly Bennett grabbed the stroller and started running full speed ahead with a terrified Will strapped in his seat. When we called for her to come back she yelled, "NO WAY, MOMMY SUTTLE!!! BENNETT TAKE WILL-MEN! BENNETT TAKE WILL-MEN."

-And then finally, after a very rough day my Mom told her that Jesus wanted her to have a happy heart. Bennett turned to my Mom and said, "I no like Jesus."