The Scene: I am in the kitchen making dinner. Bennett is playing on her slide. Will is crawling on the floor. Rob is on his laptop. Everyone is happy. All of a sudden Will starts screaming.
Me: What happened?
Rob: He's fine.
Me: Why is he screaming?
Rob: He just fell down and banged his head on the side of the table.
Me: Geez, Rob. Can you pick him up?
Rob: It's not like he fell down the stairs or anything.
Me: (counting to 10) Good point.
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