Denial

Maybe if I just sit and think really hard and imagine that my house is entirely packed up, the medical records have been picked up, the oil has been changed in the car, the utilities have been cancelled, the much needed subscription to People magazine has been forwarded, the suitcases have been packed for the road trip, the insurance agents have been called, and the house has been cleaned for the renters, then it will really happen. Because heaven knows I am certainly not doing any of those things. Why would I when there's a pint of Ben and Jerry's in the freezer and a re-run of "The Office" on? I mean, really. Would you?