He tries

I am posting a picture of the world's dumbest dog. I mean it. What you see him doing in this picture is all he does. He stares. Oh, and he might sit for you. Maybe. If he feels like it. Sometimes I try my best to get him to shake and his eyes get really big like, "Oh no. The human is talking to me again. I just. can't. understand. what. she's. saying!!"

When talking about Kirby's latest adventure (or lack thereof) our friend Shane said it best when he said, "I never believed that a dog could have a learning disability until I met Kirby." Rob did discover him in Texas so we tried speaking simple commands in Spanish to see if anything rang a bell, but no, that wasn't the problem either.

We love Kirby. We really do. But I decided to post this because I sat down at the computer after working all day and I told the dogs to go outside. Meg picked up her toy and ran to the backyard and Kirby stared at me. I told Kirby again and he stared at me. I drug him by the collar to the backyard and watched him relieve himself. I told them to come back in. Meg picked up her toy and ran to her bed. Kirby stared at me. He is now in the backyard wondering still what that human meant with those crazy words.